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I suppose I’m just going to see this thing through until the end now, since I can see you all are reading.  As always, thank you so much and please let me know if you have a comment or a critique!  Here are the previous sections:

Smudgeworth’s Message

The Featherleys Get the News

Bringing Up Astrid

Dawn in the Alley

I’ve actually been borrowing my friend’s laptop and snatching a few minutes here and there at work to post these for you the last few days.  Here’s the latest:

She stopped on the stoop, taking a swig of pumpkin juice and a deep breath.  “This is it,” she muttered before turning the knob.  “Time to show them all what you’re made of.”

The world inside the Daily Prophet was in stark contrast to that outside in the alley.  Employees who appeared to have been awake for hours bustled about in a frenzy, bumping into each other in their haste to arrive wherever they were going.  Paper airplanes whizzed by her head, reminding her of outings to the Ministry of Magic to visit her father.  She could hear the steady hum of a printing press, and then a low blast from a distant wand caused her to jump.

Astrid shrank into her clothes, trying to make herself appear smaller, although no one seemed to have noticed her.  She wasn’t quite sure what to do or even who to ask for directions.  She had met with the editor only briefly before and knew how very busy he must be; it would be improper and downright embarrassing to go to him for help.

A tall, thin woman with her face buried in a piece of parchment bumped into her.  “Watch it!” the woman said in an irritated tone.

“Sorry,” Astrid said instinctively.  The woman hurried on without acknowledging her again.

“Astrid?” came a male voice from behind her.

Filled with relief at having been spotted, she flung around.  “Adrian!” she said, recognizing an old school chum.  Adrian had been a few years ahead of her, but she had seen a great deal of him in the Slug Club.

“I heard you were starting today!  Old Sluggy came through for you, did he?”

“Yes, he was very helpful.  I wouldn’t be here without him.”

“Who will you be working with?”

“I’m…not entirely sure.” Astrid flushed.

“Oh!” Adrian looked confused.  “Well…come and meet me on your break if you’d like.  No sense going out alone, times like these.  I sit over there.”  He pointed to a vague spot in the middle row of desks.

“Right.  Thanks.  See you,” said Astrid, already peering around again for anyone else who might recognize her.

She stood for another minute until she was approached by someone new.  This woman wore high heels and bright red lipstick with her short, platinum-blonde curls, which made her resemble a 1950s pin-up model.  A heavyset man carrying a camera followed closely behind her.

“Miss Featherlight?” the woman said.

“Featherley,” Astrid replied, “but Astrid is fine.”

“Quite.”  The woman held out her hand and spoke with an air of importance.  “Rita Skeeter, Gossip Correspondent.”  Astrid reached out to shake her hand; Rita had a very stiff handshake.  “You’ll be working under me.  This is Bozo,” she said, jerking her thumb toward the photographer.

Astrid shook hands with Bozo, who held on just a fraction of a second too long and stared into her eyes in a way that seemed somehow invasive.  “Hello,” she said.

“I’ll show you where you can place your belongings,” Rita said, walking briskly to an empty desk in the far corner of the room.  “Quickly, quickly!  We have very little time before the day’s first interview.  This will be your desk.  No one will disturb your things.  And…,” and here she peered around as though seeking something.  The desk was bare but for some abandoned, impersonal office supplies, but amongst the clutter, Rita spied an ugly paperweight shaped like a fat black rat and smiled, scooping it up.  “Ah,” she said.  She held the rat in one hand and produced a wand with the other.  “Scriptorio,” she said, pointing the wand at the rat.

Astrid watched as shiny gold lettering reading ‘Astrid Featherly’ appeared across the side of the rat.  “There’s actually another ‘e’ in Feath–,” she began, but Rita interrupted, setting the makeshift nameplate atop Astrid’s new desk with a clunk.

“No time, no time,” Rita said.  “We’ll get you a new one later.”

Dawn in the Alley

Well, once again because I can see that you all are reading, I have decided to share the next segment of this story with you.  I really appreciate your time.  If you like it or have a critique, please let me know in the comments!  I may place something in between the last section and this one, but if I do, I haven’t written it yet.  Astrid is grown up now, though this is still during the events of Vold War I.  He won’t attack the Potters for a few more months from this point.

This whole concept began after I took a trip to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter and started fantasizing about living in Diagon Alley and working for the Daily Prophet.  A friend joked about me receiving visits there from a certain someone who will soon become the other main character, and thus, an idea was born.  For those who are new, here are the previous sections to this story:

Smudgeworth’s Message

The Featherleys Get the News

Bringing Up Astrid

And here is Part 4:

June 1981.

It was still dark and quiet in Diagon Alley when Astrid awoke for her first day on the job.  But by the time she had finished her morning routine and was preparing to leave, she could hear the sounds of a kerfuffle from outside.  Astrid headed to her window to discover the source of the disruption.  It was not hard to find.  Across the street, a vendor’s cart appeared to have been flung through the air and landed upside down, its wares scattered across the alley.  Beside it stood a scrawny young man who looked to be about Astrid’s own age.  He was shouting at a busty and smirking older woman who had her own cart in its upright position.

“You set that right!” he was saying.  “That’s my property, it is!  I’ll sue you for damages!”

“Oh, you will, will you?” the woman replied.  “I told you, you’re in my spot.  You need a permit to park ‘ere!  You need a permit to sell ‘ere!  So you can clean up your own stuff and move out of my way.”

“Look at you, then!  You’re so high and mighty.”  He began to circle the woman, flapping his arms in an exaggerated manner like a bird.  When he spoke again, he had lifted his voice to an absurd pitch, mocking her.  “I own the alley!  Look at me, everyone!  No one come near me!  I can’t stand the competition!”

Astrid giggled and instinctively threw her hand across her mouth, though no one would have spotted her from her window above.  Shaking her head, she stepped back and pocketed her wand before grabbing her handbag and a large notebook and going to the door.  She kept a hand on the rail as she descended the uneven stairs leading from her flat to the street below.

“It’s not my mess,” the woman was saying.  “I’m not cleaning it up!”

“Well, you made it!” said the young man.

“Oy!  Keep it down!” came a new voice.  Astrid looked up to see an angry man in a nightshirt leaning out of an upstairs window.  “Some of us are still trying to sleep!”

Astrid approached the woman, who smirked again at the other vendor, and ordered a gillywater and a pumpkin juice.  As she fished for the correct change, a law enforcement official approached to ask about the disturbance.  The woman hurried through the exchange with Astrid, apparently eager to tell her side of it, and Astrid left them to it, heading down the street in the direction of the Daily Prophet.

Bringing Up Astrid

I really appreciate you guys reading my fiction, so I’m going to go ahead and share Part 3 with you.  If you missed them, you can find the first two parts here:

Part 1

Part 2

I’d like to show you my protagonist, as well.  If you’re at all familiar, I basically conceived of this story while watching Pretty Little Liars (a very guilty pleasure) and trying to place the girls into houses.  I wanted to write about a character who wasn’t basically just a Mary-Sue for a change.  What, I thought, could I do with a character who wasn’t in my own house?  And that brought me to my main character, Astrid Featherley.

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So she’s an original character, of course, as are Smudgeworth and the Featherleys, but my whole point in trying to complete this exercise was to work within a given structure, and for me that meant writing a story that could fit within established canon, changing nothing of J.K. Rowling’s world, only embellishing where necessary.  Sort of like an extended universe story, which, being a Potterhead, is something I hope to see more of in the future.  So although she’s an OC, you’ll see Astrid interact with other familiar characters throughout.

Now without further ado, here’s Part 3:

Of the few memories Astrid Featherley held of her birth parents, most involved reading storybooks.  She had the usual stories read by magical children—works such as Babbitty Rabbitty and Her Cackling Stump and The Fountain of Fair Fortune.  But being of mixed blood, Astrid was also privy to Muggle works and those, of course, shared by both worlds, such as The Gingerbread Man.  Given to her by her parents the month she was born, this was one of Astrid’s all-time childhood favorites.  She fondly recalled curling up with her parents on a cold winter’s night and excitedly finishing the sentence for them every time they read, “Run, run, as fast as you can”.  Astrid’s face would light up as she exclaimed, “You can’t catch me; I’m the Gingerbread Man!”

There were slight changes to such stories depending on which world one was in.  In the Wizarding version of The Gingerbread Man, for example, the woman’s mischievous husband cast a charm on the gingerbread man so that he would run from her, and then the husband assumed his fox Animagus form to outrun his wife and eat the gingerbread himself.  The magic in the tale was toned down for Muggle children.  Astrid loved these stories the most because these felt truest to her own life as a half-blood child.

Magical children often displayed special gifts or talents very early on in life, and for Astrid, this was the gift of learning.  By two years old she was already reading these books to herself.  This pleased her parents very much, as they were themselves both quite clever.  Astrid’s father was what Muggles called a “scientist”, and although each parent worked in astronomy, their careers were very different.  Muggle astronomy was eons behind that of the Wizarding world, but Astrid still held a great deal of respect for her father’s career, as she recognized the dedication and study it required.

Mr. and Mrs. Hastings had met while attending a dissertation on the theory of stellar nucleosynthesis presented by Sir Fred Hoyle of Cambridge.  Astrid’s mother had wandered into the event out of curiosity over what exactly Muggle astronomy was all about, had sat beside Astrid’s father, and had walked out with him afterward to a nearby restaurant.  The two had found each other so witty that, for a few years to come, they could rarely catch their breath for laughing.  Astrid knew as much from letters to her adoptive parents from her mother, letters she devoured in her older years.

But then came the night the laughter stopped.

Astrid remembered far more than anyone knew about that wretched night.  The secret knowledge was a constant presence in her life, a burden she carried alone.  The state of her world and the prejudices within it rested heavily on Astrid’s shoulders.  Each time she thought to confide in someone, to share the weight of her past, the ever-present danger seemed to rise up within her.  Gripped by fear, Astrid chose instead to remain silent and stoic.

Her adoptive parents were unaware of Astrid’s knowledge about the event.  They had woken her the following morning and explained that her parents had been robbed and consequently killed with a Muggle weapon, that she wasn’t to worry about a thing because she would live with them, and that she was free to call them Mum and Dad when she felt she was able.  They had seemed particularly insistent on this, and Astrid had known why.

Astrid, understanding the gravity of the situation, could not bring herself to refer to her auntie and uncle as “Mum” or “Dad”, but had agreed to the more formal “Mother” and “Father”—a formality that seemed to suit the Featherleys.  Although kindhearted and loving, they were certainly more stern and rigid in their ways than the Hastings family had been, focusing less on wit and play and more on diligence and excellence.

On the whole, Astrid could say that her childhood had been a decent one, filled with expectations, goals, and competition, to be sure, but also with privilege, love, and as much security as parents could provide for a child in a world at war.

 

The Featherleys Get the News

Thank you so much for reading my fic yesterday!  I decided to post the next section of it for you.  Please let me know what you think….

Many miles from Mr. Smudgeworth’s beach, the rain had already fallen over a quaint village filled with identical thatched-roof cottages, a few places of business, and a small church with an unobtrusive steeple.  Apart from the foggy streetlamps at each corner, the lights had all been turned out but for one house whose front window still shone.

A carefully-pruned tree stood outside this window, and in it perched a large crow who was trying to sleep.  The light was distracting him, and every now and then a tall, stern-faced woman in a nightdress appeared in the window to look out at the street.  Now the crow opened one eye and found the woman once again in the window, looking rather more concerned than before.

Inside the house, Mrs. Naiadina Featherley paced to and fro.  Returning from the window, she seated herself on a sturdy wooden sofa and drummed her fingers on the armrest.  After a few seconds, however, she seemed to grow tired of this and walked further into the dwelling, out of sight now of the crow.

Mrs. Featherley climbed a set of curving stairs and entered a modest-sized bedroom, wherein a tiny child with mouse-brown hair lay in a bed much too large for her holding a flashlight and reading a book.  The child looked up, startled at the sudden appearance of Mrs. Featherley in the doorway.

“Astrid,” said Mrs. Featherley, with a hint of impatience, “what did I tell you before?”

The child appeared to concentrate and consider her words carefully before she spoke.  “You said, ‘Impressive though it may be that a child of your age is so keenly devouring storybooks, your parents will have my head if they return to find you still awake.’  Sorry, Auntie ‘Dina.”

Mrs. Featherley blinked.  “Yes, well.  I’ll just be taking that book and that odd little light-making device.”  She strode to the bed and took the objects out of the child’s hands.

The light seemed to come from Astrid’s eyes now as she replied, “It’s called a flashlight!  It makes light without a wand, and you don’t even have to cast a spell!  You just push this ‘ere button, see?”

“That’s fascinating, Astrid, but now you must get some sleep.”  She pulled the covers over the girl, who placed her head cooperatively on the pillow.

“Auntie ‘Dina?”

“Yes, dear?”

“I love you.”

Mrs. Featherley smiled and kissed her on the forehead.  “I love you, too,” she said.  “Good night.”  She left the room and returned downstairs, still carrying the book and the flashlight.  After another glance out the window, she sat back down on the sofa, picked up the book, and studied the cover.  It had a shiny golden spine and was titled, The Poky Little Puppy.  She opened the book and began to read, even chuckling once or twice.

Outside the window, the crow had all but decided to seek out a new roost for the remainder of the night, when there came a sound from nearby like a faint pop.  An official-looking man wearing a dark cloak and a very grim expression appeared in the yard.  The crow, resigned now to his sleepless night, peered down at the man, who hesitated briefly, sighing and shuffling from one foot to the other before straightening, clasping his hands behind his back, and striding forward.  He hesitated once more at the door to the Featherleys’ home before knocking.

Inside, Mrs. Featherley, now examining the flashlight in some confusion, jumped up, startled.  Reaching down, she grasped a robe from the sofa to cover her nightdress, and hurried to the door.  She practically flung the door open and then froze when she saw the person who stood there.

“Barty!” she said, in something akin to disbelief.

“Ah, Naiadina,” the man said.  “Terribly sorry to disturb you at this hour, but I’m here on Ministry business.  Er…might I come in?”

“Of course,” said Mrs. Featherley, clutching her robe about her and stepping aside to allow him room.

“Where is Harold?  Sleeping?” said the man called Barty.

“No,” came another male voice from the stairwell.  “No,” he said with a yawn, moving to stand beside his wife, “I’m up.  What’s this about, then, Crouch?”

“Well, I’ve got a spot of bad news, I’m afraid.”  Mr. Crouch reached up to stroke a small black mustache.

“My sister and her husband?” said Mrs. Featherley.

“It might help if we were seated,” said Mr. Crouch.

“Barty, has something happened to my sister?” Mrs. Featherley stood rigidly in place.

Mr. Crouch looked back and forth between them and sighed again.  “Not long ago, I was in my office when I received a visit from one Niles Smudgeworth.  You’re familiar with the man?”  He hesitated as the Featherleys nodded their agreement.  “Yes, well…Niles was all out of sorts.  In tears.  Could hardly speak for the blubbering.”  He cleared his throat.  “It seems Niles was in the presence of your sister and her husband earlier tonight, at a beach over in Blackpool.”

“Yes, they went to an event there tonight, but they should have returned hours ago,” said Mrs. Featherley.

“It seems they got into a spot of trouble on the way back to their Portkey.”

No one spoke.

“Killed.  Both of them,” Mr. Crouch went on.

Mrs. Featherley screamed.  Outside, the crow, exasperated, finally took off, heading for the church steeple and a bit of rest.

Inside, Mr. Featherley assisted his wife into a chair before saying, “When you say ‘killed’….”

“I mean murdered,” said Mr. Crouch.  “By, so he says, Niles Smudgeworth himself.”

“That’s not possible,” Mr. Featherley said.  “Niles is a family friend.  He would never harm them.  In fact, Niles wouldn’t harm a mosquito if it was biting him.”

“Yes, well, he claims to have been under the Imperius Curse.”

A deathly silence fell over the room.

“You’re saying,” said Mr. Featherley, “you’re saying that this is the work of…of him.”  He gave a small shudder.

“It very much appears so.”

“So…it’s happened,” said Mrs. Featherley, wiping away her tears.  “It has happened to us.”

There was another silence.

“These are…dark times we live in, Naiadina.  Lord Voldemort”—he spoke the name with disgust—“is ruthless in his treatment of Muggles.  He would go to any length—well.  Let us just say it’s a good job your sister and brother-in-law weren’t tortured, as well.  Yours is not the first grieving family.  No, not by far.  Nor will it be the last, I fear, but the Ministry is doing everything it can to stop him, as well you know.  This…pestilence…must be wiped out.  The trouble is, it’s damned near impossible to tell who is innocent and who is lying.”

“So, Niles…” Mr. Featherley began.

“…Will be held in custody until we can hold trial.  I daresay he’ll be let off, but in the meantime, you must trust no one.  Now, I came straightaway.  I’m terribly sorry to be the bearer of such bad tidings, but we have another important matter we must discuss.  I understand Mr. and Mrs. Hastings have a young daughter?”

Mrs. Featherley sniffed.  “Astrid, yes.”

“We will take her, of course,” Mr. Featherley said.  He placed an arm around Mrs. Featherley’s shoulders and gave her a quick squeeze.

“Yes, of course,” said Mrs. Featherley, “we have always wanted one of our own.  My sister’s child—I couldn’t give her up.”

“Very well,” said Mr. Crouch.  “Only let me strongly caution you, for your safety and the child’s—raise her as your own.  I would keep the death of her birth parents quiet.  Astrid will fare much better if she is believed to be of pure blood.  That is to say…if word got around that her parents had been murdered by—well, You-Know-Who…it could be very dangerous for her.  Now, I am prepared to use my connections at the Ministry to alter her birth records and Obliviate those who do not need to know—including myself.  I shall require your full cooperation.  Astrid must never know the truth about what happened to her parents.”

“She will be our own,” said Mrs. Featherley without hesitation.  “We will tell no one.  We can work out a way to explain the situation to her.”

“Splendid,” said Mr. Crouch.  “That brings my business here to an end.  I will leave you to it, then.  Harold, take the morning off if you need to.  Naiadina.”  He bowed his head.

After Mr. Crouch had gone, Mrs. Featherley looked up at her husband.

“Let her sleep,” he said.  “We can break it to her in the morning.”

“Oh, Harold,” said Mrs. Featherley, resting her head against his shoulder as the tears fell.

At the top of the stairs, Astrid, who had climbed out of bed immediately after Mr. Featherley had done and had overheard everything, wept silent, terrified tears of her own.

Smudgeworth’s Message

Normally I write about my own life, but today I thought I’d share the intro to a piece of fiction I’m working on just for fun.  Please let me know what you think and whether you would be interested in reading more….

1 August, 1965.

Beneath a thin crescent moon on the coast of Fylde, all was still but for the gentle waves lapping against the shore and a breeze that whispered of rain.  Great clouds loomed over the sea, shrouding even the stubbornest of stars.  It might have been impossible to see clearly on such a night on another beach, but this beach happened to be home to a very popular amusement park.  Dazzling lights from the roller coasters and Ferris wheel blazed and stretched their way down the coastline for nearly two miles.  It was precisely here, where the lights from the park met the edge of darkness, that a short, porcine man by the name of Mr. Niles Smudgeworth stood waiting.

It was cool for an August night, and Mr. Smudgeworth hugged himself.  Someone’s tattered, castoff old scarf lay in the sand beside him, but he was not tempted.  He was unconcerned, as well, with the chance of rain.  In fact, he felt very calm as he listened to the waves.

Schlap.  Schlap, they said.

Ahh, Smudgeworth thought, such a delightful sound.  He smiled to himself.

Schlap.  Schlap.

Mr. Smudgeworth had been sent to deliver a confidential message to some very dear friends of his.  He had been waiting now for a few hours.  Not one person had passed by in all this time.

Yes, he thought, they really chose the perfect spot.

Schlap.  Schlap.

In time, two tiny silhouettes appeared in the distance from the direction of the park.  Mr. Smudgeworth watched their approach.  The two newcomers stopped and embraced.  He smiled again.  His friends’ happiness really was his own.  It brought such peace and joy to see couples in love.

Before long, he could hear the sounds of conversation and laughter.  As they neared, he could make out the words.

“I couldn’t take my eyes off the drummer all night,” came the voice of the female.  “It’s incredible what someone can do with just a couple of sticks!”

“You know, I think he’s one of your kind,” a man replied.

“One of ours?  What makes you say that?”

“I think it’s obvious, really.  He’s great with sticks, for one.  Not to mention, no Muggles in their right minds would name their child ‘Ringo’.”

“What?  I think it’s a perfectly ordinary name!”

“You’ve hit the nail on the head, my dear.”

None of this made any sense to Mr. Smudgeworth.  He had certainly never heard of anyone called Ringo.  As he watched, the couple began to embrace again and fell to the ground this time, still laughing.  He chose this moment to announce himself.

“Ahem,” he said, stepping into the last fingers of light.

“Oh!” and “Good heavens!” came the cries of alarm from his friends.

“Terribly sorry for interrupting,” Mr. Smudgeworth said in a high, squeaky voice.

“Oh!  Niles, it’s you!  How did you know we would be all the way out here at this hour?” said the female.

He noticed the 13-inch piece of blond wood in her hand.  He raised his own hand, almost instinctively, in which he, too, held a long stick of wood.  “Expelliarmus!” he heard himself cry.  The piece of wood flew up out of her hand and landed in the sand several yards behind them.  They both stared at him, bewildered.  Then, after a mere second, he saw realization dawn on both of their faces.

“Darling, get to the Portkey!” shouted the man, running and stumbling in his dash for the piece of blond wood.

The woman saw the scarf at Mr. Smudgeworth’s feet.  His eyes locked on hers.  He raised his wand arm again.

Avada Kedavra!” he cried.

A bright green flash filled the night sky, reflecting off the waves, and the woman fell to her side, dead.

NO!” the man screamed.  “Niles, what have you done?  What have you done!?  Think of Astrid!  She’s not yet three!”

Mr. Smudgeworth pointed his wand at the man, who froze, as though making up his mind about something, and then charged Mr. Smudgeworth.

Avada Kedavra!” Smudgeworth screamed again.  Another flash of green, and now there were two dead bodies at his feet.

Schlap.  Schlap.

All was quiet again, yet the waves were no longer calming to Mr. Smudgeworth, who was beginning to feel as though he had just awoken from a terrible dream.  He looked down at the bodies of his beloved friends, his vision slowly clearing.

“Oh!” he squeaked.  “Oh dear, oh dear!”  He fell to his knees, his eyes filling with tears.  “What have I done!?  Oh, Merlin’s beard!”

The waves continued to lap at the shore as Mr. Smudgeworth began to sob.

A Potterish Dream

I got kicked out of my classes because I hadn’t paid for them yet…I really hope that check gets here soon, because otherwise I won’t be able to freaking pay for these, either.  I re-registered for three of them, but the philosophy class was full, so I replaced it with Western Civ. 1589-Present with the only teacher who ever made history interesting for me, so that’s cool.  Now I’m taking three of my favorite teachers again.  But I have to get them paid for!  My dad has been insisting since I graduated high school that I should just take a semester off and work, but…um…no.  I don’t want to do that.  If I start doing that, I’ll never finish.

Okay, so I had this dream.  We had just come from a Harry Potter party, and so we’re all in our Hogwarts stuff and everything, and then we go and get on a train.  And then Cort and Nicole sort of…fade away, so it’s just me on this train, in HP stuff, and I’m strolling around (and it seems like the train goes in more directions than just back and forth–like there were actual rooms and hallways like a building or something), and run into some young parents with a 2-year-old daughter named Hannah.  (I sadly cannot now remember her last name.)

Hannah’s got red hair and she’s wearing this long green dress, and she’s supposed to be dressed as “the baby Weasley,” who doesn’t actually exist.  And she’d won a costume contest and all.  So she was wearing a ribbon on her dress.

Anyway, so I ran into them and recognized them from the party (as it had just passed a few minutes before), and the parents acted all snobby and said they didn’t remember me, as the party had been two years before.  The train had gone through like a time warp or something.  Okay.

It was then that I decided to look out the windows.  There’s nothing there.  I mean…nothing.  We’re sort of  hurtling along through this black void—creepy stuff, I’m telling you.

So I’m walking around, and eventually I run into Jasper, who is the only person on the train not dressed in HP stuff.  Jasper’s got a lightsaber.  And I say, “Jasper!  Good to see a familiar face!” and he says, “Yeah…Andrew’s here, too, somewhere.”  So I’m like, “Oh, I’m going to go find him and invite him to tea in our compartment.”  (Tea?  I grow increasingly more British in my dreams all the time.  Not, of course, that I mind.)

But Jasper says, “No, wait!  He’s killing people.”

I stopped suddenly.  “He…what?”

Jasper explains, “He already killed this one whole family, and he’s looking for this little two-year-old named Hannah, and he wants to kill her, too.”

I said, “I know Hannah….”

So Jasper told me that I had to protect Hannah, and if it came down to it, I had to kill Andrew, too.

Okay.  So I ran.  And I didn’t stop running until I found Hannah and her parents.  Hannah’s just sitting in the middle of the floor reading a stack of little kid’s books—maybe not reading, she might have been coloring in them or something—and the parents looked at me and were kinda like, “You again?  Go away.”

I attempted to explain to them that somebody wanted to kill their daughter, but they started shouting at me, and they thought I was crazy, and they wanted to take Hannah away, and I refused.  I told them she had to stay with me.

And then I just happened to glance down at the end of the corridor, through the window at the door, and it’s all dark, but I can just barely see Andrew standing there, staring at Hannah.

So I picked her up, and the parents are shouting at me, and Andrew opens the door at the end, and I take out my wand and start running with Hannah, who’s just holding a couple of books, and I’m still in HP stuff so my robe’s all billowy behind me and stuff—LOL—and they’re still shouting, and he Avada Kedavra’d them, and he’s running after us, so finally we got to one compartment where there appeared to be a closet of sorts in the side, and I sort of threw her and her books in there and shouted, “Stay there; don’t come out!” and whirled around to face Andrew, wand ready…

…And my sister started banging on the front door like a crazed lunatic and woke me up.  Yes, I hate when these things happen, but, as I explained to Andrew, if I hadn’t woken up then, I probably would have killed him, and then I would have woken up all traumatized.

That’s all for now, I guess.  We’re really, really busy at work these days; I won’t be getting off in the evenings until probably around 10:30.

Oh…and my dad wants to impose time limits on the computer, because every time he comes home from work late, I’m on it.  Never mind the fact that Psychobrat is on it all day every day—it’s just that I have it for a couple of hours each night, and that pisses him off.

Oh yeah…and now we have to pay $380 for that car window my brother shot out, not just $250.  And I don’t know if we’re paying any damages on the other car he shot.  I didn’t really hear what happened with that except the guy driving it wanted to beat the crap out of my brother, and wouldn’t back off until the cop physically held him off.

Fun stuff.

Playing With Lightsabers

Tonight at work, Jasper finally brought in his Force FX lightsaber that he got for half off.  (Now this is interesting—earlier, while writing in Word, I discovered that it automatically capitalizes the word “Mudblood”—but it doesn’t recognize the word “lightsaber”.  Weird.)  We turned out the lights and were playing with it (this sounds so dirty…*sigh*).  It was most awesome.  It was Anakin’s lightsaber, so it was blue and so pretty.  I was describing to Cortney how it lights up gradually, like it’s actually igniting, and she said, “That’d be really cool if it had sound effects, too.”  And I pointed out that it does.

“It makes a sound when you swing it,” I said.   “Well—no, it’s always humming, but when you swing it around, it purrs.” I just liked that line and found it funny after I thought about it, so I had to make note of it here.

Speaking of work, I have more stories again.

First of all (and this is mainly for Tinny, because you’ll find it as shocking as all the rest of us did), Jackie was fired.  (That’s not the shocking part.)  The shocking part of that is that she allegedly bitched at Caroline, who then shoved her against the wall…!?  So then Jackie threatened Scot in some way, and threatened to send in the cops to arrest Caroline…and she was fired.  Caroline…little old friendly grandmother Caroline…none of us could picture it.

This, also, will mainly amuse Tinny.  There’s this new guy who washes dishes—Eric—and we were trying to remember his name tonight, and I said, “Bob, it took you almost a whole year to learn Teshura’s name.”  (I never call you Tinny around him, because I don’t want to confuse him.)

He got this huge, sheepish grin on his face and said, “Why do you say that?”

I said, “You never said her name—it was always, ‘Hey, Ginny—and you, too!’ or, ‘Hey, Ginny, you and your friend come over here and do this,’ or…” and here he interrupted.  His face was rather red, and he still had the sheepish grin on his face, and he said, “You guys noticed that?”

“Yeah, Bob, we noticed…we were always joking about it.”  I laughed.

“Yeah, I’m bad with names,” he said.  “Hers was a hard one—I didn’t get it until right before she left, even!”

“Oh, trust me…we noticed,” I said, still laughing.

I love the philosophical conversations/arguments we have at work sometimes, too.  Like, tonight, for example:  We were cleaning up after everything, and Steve said, “Sometimes I wish I was Samantha from Bewitched; then I could just wiggle my nose and everything would be clean already.”

I said, “Or Jeannie from I Dream of Jeannie; then you could just bonk your head, and it’d be done.”

So then we started trying to name all the fictional characters we could think of who could get the cafeteria cleaned faster than we could.  Among them were:  Yoda, Darth Vader, Superman, the Genie (from Aladdin), Tinker Bell, Mary Poppins, Elliot (Pete’s dragon), Harry Potter (well, really Hermione, but I didn’t know if Steve would know who that was), Ursula (from The Little Mermaid)…and…oh, I feel like there are lots more I’m forgetting….

But the point was, Steve trumped us all by saying, “No one beats this:  Mickey Mouse when he’s the little magician guy.”

We all oohed and ahhed, but then I pointed out that he didn’t really get anything cleaned faster; he just had help.  And besides that, the “help” took it way overboard and just got him in deep shit.

Just a brief amusing story:  Yesterday at school, I was in the library writing for about an hour and a half before stepping out into the dazzling sunshine.  So I was all in that mindset of turning all of my thoughts and actions into 3rd person.

I went digging in my purse for my sunglasses, but instead of thinking, Where are my sunglasses?, my actual thought process was, Where were her sunglasses?  I just…think that’s funny.  Haha.

And it’s late and I’m tired now, so I’m just going to post this for now.