So I walk in the door tonight, it’s 10:20, nobody’s home but Sister. Of course she was on the internet–when is she not when she’s home? Last night she kicked me off the computer at 10 because she had homework. I’d been intending to stay on for another 20 minutes, perhaps, because I had to be up early. So I assumed she’d be using it for a few minutes and then would get off again, and I was sitting in a chair nearby and I said, “Well hurry up” and she said, “It’s going to take a couple hours”. This is the point when I went to bed. So tonight when I came home, of course the dishes still have not been done…honestly, how does she expect to make any money this way? So I said, “I’m getting online” and she said, “I JUST GOT ON!!!!!!” and I said, “You were on it all night last night!” and she said, “DOING HOMEWORK!!!!!!!” and then a lot of babbling that essentially led to the brilliantly observed, “Because I was doing homework last night, which does not count as free time, I get to spend my free time on the computer tonight, even though it means I get to kick everyone else off for the second night in a row”.
I said, “Nice job on the kitchen…once again.”
“I JUST GOT HOME!!!!!!! GOD!!!!!!! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SUCH A BITCH!?!???!?!?!?!?!?!”
I then went into my bedroom, changed into my pajamas, came back out and said simply, “Apparently, you think you can have the last word in anything…but you’ll find out very soon how wrong you are.”
This just to mess with her head.
Then later, I banged on her wall, imitating her the way she always gets when somebody else is online when she wants to be, and screamed obnoxiously, “HURRY UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
She evidently did not realize that this was in jest (not that I am surprised), because she later banged back on the wall and screamed, “I’M OFF!!!!!!!!!!” which really struck me as more genuine anger than sarcasm.
It’s so much fun to screw with her!
In other news, I went to the Creepy House by myself tonight. I’ve never been by myself before. That was awesome. I just love to give myself a rush like that. It was a little after 10, rainy…perfect weather.