Criminal Microwaving

My sister went psycho again today; go figure. All I did this time was–get this–I walked in the door, went straight for the salmon in the fridge, and put it in the microwave so I could eat it.  She came into the kitchen and said:

“WHY DO YOU HAVE STUFF IN THE MICROWAVE!?!?!?!?”

I said, “Because it is cold.”

She said, “I WAS USING THE MICROWAVE!!!!!!!!!!!”

I said, “That’s funny; there wasn’t anything in it when I put the fish in it.  In fact, I thought you were in your room at the time.”

“THAT IS NOT THE POINT!!!!!!!!!  I WAS USING IT!!!!!!!!!  YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST WALK IN THE DOOR AND USE ANYTHING THAT YOU WANT!?!?!?!?”

*Very brief awkward silence.*

“Well, I assumed so…I mean, I live here….”

“NO!!!  YOU CAN’T!!!!  YOU HAVE TO ASK BEFORE YOU USE SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!”

“Well, considering you weren’t even in the room at the time, and Mom was the one who said, ‘Okay, I’m done with the microwave now, you can use it’, I didn’t think it essential to inquire as to your opinion.”

“YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!”

She then proceeded to try and beat the crap out of me.  What a moron.

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Author: GinnyJones

I was born on 3/5/97 in this horrible small town in southern Virginia. Now I live in Jacksonville, Florida and I am here to tell you about my life--my friends, my family, love, school, work, extra-curriculars--minus specifics, of course. What I Do: I'm in school full-time getting my AA. I used to work part-time as the secretary for a small property management business; now I work in a university cafeteria, which is a major improvement! It's harder work, but the people make up for it. Things I Like: Harrison Ford, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Emmy Rossum, Shameless (US), Being Human (UK & US), The Walking Dead, Once Upon A Time, Superman, comic conventions, cosplay...I could go on. But I won't. Cast of Characters: - Mom and Dad: my parents - Sister/Psychobrat: my younger sister - Brother: my even younger brother - Cortney and Nicole: my best friends - Milo: the guy I love - Tinny: my work friend - Kristen: friend from school - Katie: friend from school - Jenna and Kara: sister friends - The Ex: Milo's evil ex

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